"Merry Christmas everyone!!!"
It all started about 20 years ago when I was feeling a little bit sad. I decided to go home and put up my Christmas decorations, cook myself a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings, have a glass or two of sherry and treat myself to a little pressie!!! This made me feel much happier, and from then on I decided to have Christmas everyday of the year!!! 10 years of Christmas dinners and mince pies has taken its toll on my once trim figure of 14st. I now weigh in at an enormous 19st!! The approximate amount I have consumed during this time is.....
5450 Turkeys! 7360 Mince Pies!! 2350 Christmas Puddings And a whopping 62,050 sprouts (watch out at the rear!!!)
The Queens speech is a must every day at 3 o'clock sharp! So when the tape was stolen one year, I was at my wits end! Luckily, it was anonomously returned a few days later and so I had to watch it 5 or 6 times in a row to make me feel human again! My dog Pickles Pooch Park loved to sit and watch the Queens speech with his Christmas hat on. Unfortunately he is no longer with us but I'm sure he's watching and celebrating with me.
My capers have brought me fame and fortune on TV, Radio and in the Newspapers. I have met up with many famous people and you can see pictures of them all if you
click on My Gallery
I have even been sent a special Christmas Present from Mr Chris Evans. He very kindly gave me a yellow Reliant Robin as a Christmas Present in 2001 for which I was very grateful. You can see the article relating to this as well as many more articles, if you
click on My Cuttings
I have also recorded several songs and have been lucky enough to have them played
on local and national radio stations! These songs you can hear by
clicking on My Songs
A few people have told me that I am mad for doing all this but I feel that I am the sanest person on earth! What do you think?
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